BeforeDawn Guild

That day is why i had to replace my office chair, i dry humped it till it broke.

Seriously, lets get back to it.

*hums theme to deliverance*

Morea, come here boy.

Im comforted by that fact, because even though I know you are being sarcastic, I know deep down inside of you, you hate your life.

Directed straight at evy: Im here to have some fun, and you are going to try to act like you arent a worthless hole by trying to call me out? It must suck to know that through all of the "i put my balls on the microphone" nights that in the end, in real life, I am smarter and more talented...

I totally pwned that microphone that night.

Since then, ive had a wireless mic, so i can even take it to the bathroom. Good times!

Im sad your sharing my spiderman pic with everyone. Thats was just for you, my special tart. *lick*




PS - I already beat off 7 times to that pic.

Sup jessi, morea.

Something tells me Rohaan couldnt satisfy a field mouse, much less a woman like Isolde.

Oh, Im still drunk all the time, but I don't ever talk like that guy.

Im still waiting on the funny....

Is this all that BD has to offer, a drunk 12 year old and some wanna-be hood rat?

You guys can do better than this. Someone in the guild is bound to have fucked thier brother or killed thier family for a +12 to humor epic by now.

Hey Raun, find anyone to read chapters of Hitchhiker's Guide over vent to lately?